Index to all posts

Below are links to all posts, arranged chronologically for your time-travelling convenience.  The word “chronologically” is derived from the Greek chronos, meaning “lame”.

• Correct emphasis
• Negative vibes
• Chaise longue?
• Boydisms
• Venus transit
• Tetris
• Hunter S Thompson
• Skyrim composer
• Count Basie
• Two kinds of people
• Do not climb
• Painful
• Holy words
• Not angry
• What does this say about gamers?
• Clumsy headline of the week
• Nashville attractions
• Captcha
• Roast lamb the simple way
• Programmer’s lament
• Famously forgotten
• Hands-free
• Call me unoriginal
• Really, it’s not your fault
• Face replace
• Tell it like it is
• Ironic flying fish
• Painting by numbers
• “Closer” to “nature”
• OSGrid coordinates revisited
• The time I confronted a burglar
• Why I don’t use Last.fm
• “The Stig” identity revealed
• Sappy/soppy
• Ambiguous tweet
• An accident or not?
• Lung damage from laser printer toners
• Success error
• Google Images search
• David Hockney
• The world is going …
• Rouge cop
• Enhanced energy
• Complicated follower of fashion
• I am not what I seem
• Livraria Lello revisited
• I’ve seen the future, and it’s pink
• Killer Kitchens
• Commercial funding for Mars missions
• Legs here and there
• Dangerous photon emissions
• Those that can’t do, teach
• Livraria Lello
• Where does this plug in?
• Modest claim of the month
• Snickersneeze
• Software recommendation: MediaMonkey
• CPU symmetry
• Phrase of the month: hapax legomenon
• Substitute chords – a simple jazz technique
• Arty typography rant
• Word of the month: mareblob
• Empty your pockets, please
• Seasonal trends
• Seen on the web (Part XIVLVII)
• Derek’s car
• Ou est le microlight?
• Awesome trend
• Condescension
• Photoshop glamour tips
• What were they expecting to find?
• Word of the month: borborygmus
• A very, very minor peeve
• Taking the piss
• Naming a fountain
• Mousebrush
• Avian data transfer tested
• “Something cool” captured by Hubble telescope
• Word frequency in literature
• A useful send-off
• You’re going where?
• Metric weights explained
• Don’t believe Google summaries
• Would you like a receipt?
• Eric Blom’s Dictionary of Music
• The kindness of strangers
• Harmonising colours
• Raising the minimum driving age?
• Poor pay underwater
• Overclocking Photoshop colours
• Is this really news?
• Another headline typo
• Koogle – not working?
• Accidental humour
• Pick a number, any number
• Can you read in dreams?
• More proofreading needed
• Hazelnuts & technology
• Fig wasps
• Forty words for ‘hill’
• Cooking asparagus – the non-easy way
• The Droste effect
• The wrong place at the wrong time
• Verry well
• Road houses in the UK
• Training leaflet
• A new sub-editor at The Guardian?
• Of galleries and arcades
• Roll-top desk
• Zenith Tombstone radio
• A particularly nasty dream
• Ronda Bridge
• Khan As’ad Pasha
• Bull in a shop
• Bullshitting archaeologists
• In the beginning