Uninformed Comment

Programmer’s lament

Posted in Humour, Technology, Uncategorized by uninformedcomment on February 26, 2011

One day, a manager went to a programmer and said:

“I need you to write me a quick program to generate a report like this. Here’s the layout I need. It’s not all that important, so don’t spend ages on it.”

Then he went to a mechanic and said:

“My car won’t start, and when it does start, fire and smoke pour out from the engine. I have to drive down to London for a meeting, so my car needs to be fixed. It’s not an important meeting, so don’t spend ages on it.”

Advertisements
Tagged with: , , ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: